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Aziz Ansari hangs out with Seal [x]

#aziz has been kissed by a rose

04.12 — 2156 n
#aziz ansari
04.03 — 4079 n
#aziz ansari
“I’m 28 years old, and a lot of my friends are getting married and having babies, and it all seems like a terrible idea. Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”

“I’m 28 years old, and a lot of my friends are getting married and having babies, and it all seems like a terrible idea. Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”

03.31 — 830 n
#aziz ansari
soy:

soy:

01.15 — 1665 n
#aziz ansari#kanye west#everything about this picture
People’s Sexiest Man Alive - The Men of Parks and Recreation

People’s Sexiest Man Alive - The Men of Parks and Recreation

11.21 — 7530 n
#adam scott#aziz ansari#nick offerman#chris pratt#Parks and Recreation#perfect cast is perfect
annperkins: Aaron Paul & Aziz Ansari @ GQ’s 2011 “Men of the Year” Party (11/17/11)

annperkins:

Aaron Paul & Aziz Ansari @ GQ’s 2011 “Men of the Year” Party (11/17/11)

11.19 — 563 n
#aaron paul#aziz ansari#gross sobbing#too much awesomeness for one room
11.18 — 1373 n
#adam scott#nick offerman#chris pratt#aziz ansari#too much awesomeness
“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on fire, aren’t you upset?” I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, “No, I knew this was going to happen.” And then I kiss you in front of my burning car.”
- Aziz Ansari (via collarblinds)
11.17 — 2859 n
#aziz ansari#is literally perfect you guys
Mindy Kaling and Aziz Ansari attend Glamour’s Cindi Leive Toasts Mindy Kaling And Her Book ‘Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)’ on November 14, 2011 in Hollywood, California.

Mindy Kaling and Aziz Ansari attend Glamour’s Cindi Leive Toasts Mindy Kaling And Her Book ‘Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)’ on November 14, 2011 in Hollywood, California.

11.15 — 660 n
#aziz ansari#mindy kaling#perfect people

10.30 — 485 n
#aziz ansari#breaking bad#PERFECT HUMAN BEING